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Isn't it great to stand back, laugh and say That's not me.
Yeast infection and other excuses. A marital guide to keeping him off of you.
Dial 999 for help using the keypad that only goes up to three?.. Fail
Every had a bad dream? Ever had a dream when you were pooping?..
Family pictures are the best. Just hold-hold-hold.. one more picture. oh..
This is by far my favorite Star Trek scene. Find Potter and bring him to Narnia.
Ohh No!! there is a huge fire next door. No problem I'll just throw some water on it, problem solved!
Pro tip: How to get out of doing the ironing?
When I'm brushing my teeth I think I look like this but I really look like that.
The dictionary says Irony is "the use of words to convey a meaning that is the opposite of its literal meaning" but I think these pi