Fun Things To Do At Walmart in Shopping pranks

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1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.

2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.

3. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day.

4. Start playing Calvinball; see how many people you can get to join in.

5. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners.

6. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.

7. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.

8. Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit.

9. When there are people behind you, walk REALLY SLOW, especially thin narrow aisles.

10. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, "I think we've got a Code 3 in Housewares," and see what happens.

11. Get several of those frogs (that croak when somebody walks by) from the Garden Dept. and place in strategic locations throughout store.

12. Play with the automatic doors.

13. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen you in so long," etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment.

14. While walking through the clothing department, ask yourself loud enough for all to hear, "Who BUYS this junk, anyway?"

15. Repeat Number 14 in the jewelry department.

16. Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you're taking it for a test drive.

17. Follow people through the aisles, always staying about five feet away. Continue to do this until they leave the department.

18. Play soccer with a group of friends, using the entire store as your playing field.

19. As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, "Wow. Magic!"

20. Put M&M's on layaway.

21. Move "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas.

22. Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from Bed and Bath.

23. Test the fishing rods and see what you can "catch" from the other aisles.

24. Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.

25. Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying,"I'm Batman. Come, Robin, to the Batcave!"

26. TP as much of the store as possible.

27. Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles.

28. Play with the calculators so that they all spell "hello" upside down.

29. When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, "Why won't you people just leave me alone?"

30. Make up nonsense products and ask newly hired employees if there are any in stock, i.e., "Do you have any Shnerples here?"

31. Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men.

32. Take bets on the battle described above.

33. Hold indoor shopping cart races.

34. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from "Mission: Impossible." 35. Run up to an employee (preferably a male) while squeezing your legs together and practically yell at him " I need some tampons!!"

36. Try on bras in the sewing/fabric department.

37. Try on bras over top of your clothes.

38. Attempt to fit into very large gym bags.

39. Attempt to fit others into very large gym bags.

40. Say things like, "Would you be so kind as to direct me to your Twinkies?"

41. Set up a "Valet Parking" sign in front of the store.

42. Two words: "Marco Polo." 43. Leave Cheerios in Lawn and Garden, pillows in the pet food aisle, etc.

44. "Re-alphabetize" the CD's in Electronics, while headbanging & playing air guitar to Willie Nelson demos. (Bonus: Braid hair & tie bandanna around head).

45. Make a trail of orange juice on the ground, leading to the restrooms.

46. When someone steps away from their cart to look at something, quickly make off with it without saying a word.

47. Relax in the patio furniture until you get kicked out.

48. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "No, no! It's those voices again!"

49. Pay off layaways fifty cents at a time.

50. Drag a lounge chair on display over to the magazines and relax. If the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; explain that you don't get out much, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it.

51. Try putting different pairs of women's panties on your head and walk around the store casually.

52. Turn on toys that make noise or talk at random intervals, and leave them in strategic locations.

53. Leave small sacrifices or gifts in the hands of the mannequins.

54. Nonchalantly "test" the brushes and combs in Cosmetics.

55. When two or three people are walking ahead of you, run between them, yelling, "Red Rover!"

56. Look right into the security camera, and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose.

57. Set up another battlefield with GI Joes vs. Barbies. (Red lipstick might give an interesting effect!!!)

58. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.

59. While no one's watching quickly switch the men's and women's signs on the doors of the rest room.

60. Fill your cart with boxes of condoms, and watch everyone's jaws drop when you attempt to buy them.

61. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna" look with various funnels.

62. Hide in the clothing racks and when people browse through, say things like "the fat man walks alone," and scare them into believing that the clothes are talking to them.

63. Beg the greeter for those happy-face stickers. Stick them on your face, then stand next to him and copy whatever he says when customers walk in.

64. Go to an empty checkout stand and try to check people out.

65. Get a stuffed animal and go to the front of the store and begin stroking it lovingly, saying "Good girl, good bessie."

66. Try on every pair of shoes in the shoe department. Take the paper from the boxes and throw it in various aisles.

67. Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.

68. If you?re female: Take some men?s clothes to the mens fitting room and ask to try them on. Act shocked and insist ?But I AM a man? if the attendant says anything. If you?re a man, vice versa.

69. Get boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples carts when they aren?t looking.

70. Lurk in the cosmetics department and spray people with a bottle of strong perfume as they walk by. Lean in and sniff the, then wave your hand in front of your nose and saying "P-eeew! That perfume stinks!"

71. Plastic fake-vomit and fake-dog doo can be utilized effectively here.

72. Go outside to the payphones, call the store and ask them to page customer "Mike Hunt" (or "Harry Butz", etc.)

73. Stand in front of the Preparation H. Ask everyone who walks by which hemmorhoid remedy they prefer, then launch into a detailed description of your own problem.

74. While you're doing that, have white-out & markers handy. Modify the boxes of "Anusol" by covering up the "OL" on the logo.

75. Crawl around on the ground and pretend that your a cat. Meow when people walk by, rub up against their legs, etc.

76. Take a chair to Electronics, tune in all the TV?s to Young & the Restless, and watch while sobbing loudly.

77. Chase your friends up and down aisles with those electric cars. Make sure to tell your friends to act like they don't know you.

78. Ride the little rides for toddlers. Fit the character; if on a horse, act like a cowboy, etc. If a little kid comes over wanting to use it, start crying.

79. One word: STREAK!

80. Excesively use anything thing that says "Try Me".

81. Start pocketing any and all free samples.

82. Draw mustaches on all the pictures and mannequins.

82. Walk up to the customer service and say "Hello, I'll have a Quarter Pounder with cheese, large fries and a diet coke." Then go to Mc Donald's and try to return a toaster.

83. Start to madly scratch yourself and walk up to people asking where the rash cream and lice remedies are.

84. When alone, have loud conversations with your "multiple personalities".

85. Tune all the radios to a polka station; then turn them all off and turn the volumes to "10".

86. Try on crazy costumes and walk casually through the store.

87. Act suspicious and stick your arm in your jacket when leaving store. As you?re walking through the doors act like you?re expecting the alarms to go off. Then quickly look around you to see who's watching and run away as fast as your can.

88. Balance EVERYTHING you see on the tips of your finger, your nose, your forehead, and the top of your head while singing the circus song.

89. Put jockstraps in the lingerie department.

90. Put lingerie in the men's department.

91. Put super sexy women?s lingerie in old men's carts when they turn around.

92. Stand in the sock aisle, and give each package a stern lecture.

93. Spend hours staring at a little blinking light and say "blink" each time it blinks. Don't look away, just stay mesmerized.

94. Put condoms in the mannequin's hands, and cigarettes in their mouths.(Safety warning: Leave cigarettes unlit.)

95. In the Garden Dept., skip through the flowers while holding your arms out and "buzzing".

96. With friends, stage a "sit-in" in all the bean-bag chairs in Furniture Dept.

97. Walk up to a guy and say "It's YOU!!! I haven't seen you in so long!!!!" and kiss him, then say "Why didn't you ever call me?" and walk away. Much more effective if you?re also a guy.

98. Stand next to a mannequin and pretend to be a mannequin too. Try to hold the same position for as long as possible.

99. Start singing oldies songs in the megaphone.

100. Ask everyone in "Electronics" "Do you know what CD this song is on? I don't know the name but it goes like this:". Then sing loudly, and don't stop until somebody throws you out.

101. Bark while trying on dog collars. Have a friend lead you around on a leash. Better yet, whinny while trying on horse tack and a friend holds the reins.

102. Take fishing rods & a fishing hat from Sporting Goods to the Pet Department. Pretend to fish in the goldfish tanks.

103. With friends, form a line that leads to nothing. Act like you're all excited about something. See how many people who walk by will come stand in it, too. (Note - This really works)

104. Steal a Walmart shirt, and the possibilities are endless.BONUS* Attempt all of the above during the same visit.
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    miap
    miap said 2 months ago (#27304)

    Get a life

    sid
    sid said 11 months ago (#25641)

    Go up to someone while acting like your talking on the phone and say "bro I DON'T know what it is...but hold on I'll ask" then ask the person ur standing next to "what's that song called where grandma gets ran over by a reindeer?"

    Kellie
    Kellie said 1 year ago (#25617)

    "7. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters. "

    What year was this written anyway?

    Guestpickle
    Guestpickle said 1 year ago (#25511)

    Make a castle of tampon boxes, condom boxes, or any other boxes. When someone attempts to clean it up, jump out of the side screaming "WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
    AAAAA!"

    Panda Rosa
    Panda Rosa said 2 years ago (#23790)

    Go to the toy section and wind up all the music boxes. When they run down, wind them up again, the more musical toys the better. See how long you can keep doing this.

    Mudkip :3
    Mudkip :3 said 2 years ago (#23745)

    (this works anywhere) Run into a store all excited and ask a worker there, "What year is it?" and when they say it run out really happy and yell "YES! THE TIME MACHINE WORKED!"

    YO MAMMA
    YO MAMMA said 2 years ago (#23738)

    #1 have a silly string fight in the toy section
    #2 run around the store singing apple bottom jeans with panties on your head
    #3 mess with the cashier by telling them that you forgot something and then take forever to find it

    bunnybutt
    bunnybutt said 2 years ago (#23737)

    Have you and a friend dress up in a full cop uniform then cut infront of a line and try to buy things if some one says something ignore them. Get an empty bottle of Windex, clean it out very well, fill it with blue Gatorade, then walk around the store drinking it. I got some funny looks for that one!

    donnie smith
    donnie smith said 2 years ago (#23736)

    Here a new one we just did get a melted candy bar and rub it on your hand and run up to a worker holding your butt yelling wheres the bathroom all excited

    donnie smith
    donnie smith said 2 years ago (#23735)

    Here one you mite love go in the pet department and ask for a long hair poodle or a fin less fish or go to the underwear and ask a worker if they have streak free under wear

    KIMBERLY
    KIMBERLY said 3 years ago (#23660)

    THESE ARE SO STUPID!!!!

    imastupidperson
    imastupidperson said 3 years ago (#23646)

    when the overhead speaker comes on, drop to your knees and scream out: "GOD HAS SPOKEN"

    run up to an old guy with a white beard and beg him not to give you coal for christmas

    take a litter box and put some litter in it and pretend you're using the bathroom, when someone asks what youre doing yell that your busy

    have a friend dress up in a brown shirt with black spots on it, chase them around yelling: SCOOBY DOOBY DOO! WHERE ARE YOU??

    put on a black cape and put a mask on and randomly go up to people singing the phantom of the opera cover.

    attempt to climb on top of food shelves with a barbie in your hand screaming and growling like king kong

    start pushing canned foods off of the shelves, then kick them across the floor. when someone asked you what your doing and why say "mommy won't let me get a thong!'

    get some socks and draw faces on them and attempt to follow little kids around asking THEM for candy. say 'sowwy' when their parents screams at you

    if you work there, while your checking someone out with ALOT of stuff, get to the 2nd to last item and 'accidentally' cancel the transaction.

    Wyatt Taylor
    Wyatt Taylor said 3 years ago (#23636)

    Repeadedly ask the workers if they have seen "IT" and if they can help you find "IT". lol it annoys them

    Leigha
    Leigha said 3 years ago (#23625)

    Never do # 16 in the clothing department, you will knock down a wall to the changing rooms and knock over the tall shelf with the funny t-shirts on it. Trust me... I have experience.

    Kat.johnson5151515151
    Kat.johnson5151515151 said 3 years ago (#23624)
    5

    ask one of the workers if they have seen A Lic Dic candy around here and annoy them into sayying "no i have not seen A Licked Dic!"

    chiggenwang
    chiggenwang said 3 years ago (#23605)

    omg to hilarious

    Jaramy
    Jaramy said 3 years ago (#23571)

    Go to the Garden Center and ask the person where can you find the "HO'S"

    Rylie
    Rylie said 3 years ago (#23567)

    I so want to try 103

    Carrie
    Carrie said 3 years ago (#23479)

    I did one last year, it was this:

    Get a can of tomato juice and open it, then go to the ladies section with all the pads and stuff, then lead a trail of tomato juice to the bathroom.

    Haha, whenever the women went over there they had the funniest looks on their faces! hahaha

    Lexx
    Lexx said 3 years ago (#23152)

    omfg #34 made me laugh sooo hard!!!!!

    Merv
    Merv said 3 years ago (#19090)

    Go to the store with a friend that is a different nationality...have them push a shopping cart and take pictures of random people they pass while they put everything they find interesting in the cart. Argue with them as to why you don't need the items, and tell them to stop. If you get in trouble, or people stare, just say "Sorry, (she or he) is from (whatever country)...(she or he's) not used to all the low prices and different looking people here" (it works best is the friend is African or Asian

    Marissa
    Marissa said 3 years ago (#19088)

    I mean is THEY are a guy

    Marissa
    Marissa said 3 years ago (#19087)

    put TONS of pads and tampons in guy's carts when they are not looking, and on people's checkout lines too... doesn't really do much unless youre a guy

    coltonc12321
    coltonc12321 said 3 years ago (#7605)

    i tried to do #94 to one of my friends who was doing #98 he kicked my ass

    MiniMonsterGirl
    MiniMonsterGirl said 4 years ago (#6082)

    LoLoLoLoLoLoLoLoLoLoLoLoLoLoLoLoLoLoLoLoLoLoLoLoL

    Tried No. 48 and got some strange looks.....

    Tanner
    Tanner said 4 years ago (#3474)

    Go up to a guy and say have you talked to dick yet (really loud)

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