"Ok guys, subtraction is just like addition, but reversed."
-Dr. Ramonda, during an Algebra 2 lecture, as his apparently 2nd grade students looked on in offense
"And, yes, democracy is like sex! It's messy and dirty, but we enjoy it anyway."
-Professor Camp, during political science
"We have our test next class. If you are going to cheat...sit next to somebody smart."
-Professor Cooper
"It shocks many students that the money in their pocket has no real value. You know, other than for rolling joints."
-Professor Onur, during economics
"In this painting we see a closed clam. It reminds me of a clitoris. Can everyone see the clitoris?"
-Professor Ragland, during an art history lecture
"Math is like a prostitute: you just do it and it doesn't matter."
-Professor Belina
"But your happy colors and my happy colors are not necessarily the same...And don't ever expect me to say that again."
-Professor Larson
Aimee: I have a hot date tonight!
Lindsay: With who?
Aimee: With Ryan.
Lindsay: That's not hot, that's like lukewarm!
"That stuff looks so much nastier in the daylight."
-Bobby, to his girlfriend
Lauren: Maybe if my hair was longer I'd look better in hats.
Lisa: Maybe if you got plastic surgery you'd look better in hats, and I mean that in
the nicest possible way.
"Her face melted, and she looked like a Chucky doll."
-Travis, asked what was wrong with Ron's old girlfriend
Julia: (Coughing like mad.)
Payton: What are you sick or something? Don't get me sick.
Julia: I was choking you ass!
Payton: Oh okay, that's cool.
-Dr. Ramonda, during an Algebra 2 lecture, as his apparently 2nd grade students looked on in offense
"And, yes, democracy is like sex! It's messy and dirty, but we enjoy it anyway."
-Professor Camp, during political science
"We have our test next class. If you are going to cheat...sit next to somebody smart."
-Professor Cooper
"It shocks many students that the money in their pocket has no real value. You know, other than for rolling joints."
-Professor Onur, during economics
"In this painting we see a closed clam. It reminds me of a clitoris. Can everyone see the clitoris?"
-Professor Ragland, during an art history lecture
"Math is like a prostitute: you just do it and it doesn't matter."
-Professor Belina
"But your happy colors and my happy colors are not necessarily the same...And don't ever expect me to say that again."
-Professor Larson
Aimee: I have a hot date tonight!
Lindsay: With who?
Aimee: With Ryan.
Lindsay: That's not hot, that's like lukewarm!
"That stuff looks so much nastier in the daylight."
-Bobby, to his girlfriend
Lauren: Maybe if my hair was longer I'd look better in hats.
Lisa: Maybe if you got plastic surgery you'd look better in hats, and I mean that in
the nicest possible way.
"Her face melted, and she looked like a Chucky doll."
-Travis, asked what was wrong with Ron's old girlfriend
Julia: (Coughing like mad.)
Payton: What are you sick or something? Don't get me sick.
Julia: I was choking you ass!
Payton: Oh okay, that's cool.
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