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If you've ever worked in an office or had any job, you love these jokes.

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We all love the movies but it's full of lies & misconceptions and we love them suck as "All telephone numbers in America
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A C chord and an A chord walk into a bar. The bartender says to the C chord "I'm sorry, I can't serve your friend; even though he's...
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I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid. I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant. I'm already visualizing the...
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A group of engineers and computer scientists from the same university are attending a conference in the next town. The decide to take...
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Dear Mr. Prime, We have received your accident-claim reports for the month of June—they total 27. I regret to inform you that GEICO...
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A man joined a big Multi National Company as a trainee.....On his first day, he dialed the kitchen and shouted into the phone:"Get me...
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10. The Exxon Valdez Bumper Boats. 9. Commode Log Flume Ride. 8. Hugh Grant's Wheels O' Fun. 7. The Marion-Barry-Go-Round. 6. Bill...
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English has to be one of the hardest languages to understand. Read the paragraph below and try to understand the meaning. Two...
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A Pathan comes up to the indian border on his bike. He's got two large bags over his shoulders. The guard Ranjit Singh stops him and...
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Memorize these definitions, and pooping at work will become a pure pleasure.Escapee -- A fart that slips out while taking a leak at...
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A businessman flew to Vegas for the weekend to gamble. He lostthe shirt off his back, and had nothing left but a quarter andthe...
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There was a man who worked for the Post Office whose job it was to process all the mail that had illegible addresses. One day, a...
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A guy sitting at an airport bar in Los Angeles noticed a beautiful youngwoman sitting next to him. He thought to himself, "Wow, she's...
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Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always late for work. His boss was mad at him and threatened to fire...
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A minister dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates. Ahead of him is a guy who's dressed in sunglasses, a loud shirt, leather...
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A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgeon. She laid her pet on the table. The vet pulled out his stethoscope and...
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I went to a McDonald's in New York. My girlfriend and I didn't know what we wanted ahead of time, but when we got there we saw a sign...
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An engineer was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess...
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A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife. She was a very good looking woman, and determined to keep the...
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While checking the church storeroom, the pastor discovered several cases of new Bibles that never had been opened and distributed. So...

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