> Doctor : I regret to tell you that you have a brain tumor.> Mr. Bean : Yesss!!! (Jumps in joy)> Doctor : Did you understand what I just told you?> Mr. Bean : Yes of course,do you think I'm dumb?> Doctor : Then,why are you so happy?> Mr. Bean : Because that proves that I have a brain!
>>> MR. BEAN WHILE IN GRADE SCHOOL
> Teacher : What is 5 plus 4?> Mr. Bean : 9.> Teacher : What is 4 plus 5?> Mr. Bean : Are you trying to fool me,you've just twisted the figure,the answer is 6!
>>> WHILE IN A DRUG STORE
> Mr. Bean : I'd like some vitamins for my grandson.> Clerk : Sir,vitamin A, B or C?> Mr. Bean : Any will do,my grandson doesn't know the alphabet yet!
>>> QUEUING BEHIND HIS FRIEND AT AN ATM MACHINE
> Friend : What are!You looking at?> Mr. Bean : I know your PIN number.Hee ...hee!> Friend : Alright,what is my PIN number if you saw it?> Mr. Bean : Four asterisks!
> Friend : How many women do you believe a man must marry?> Mr. Bean : 16.> Friend : Why?> Mr. Bean : Because the priest says "4" richer, "4" poorer, "4" better> and "4" worse.
> Mr. Bean : (Crying) The doctor called, "Mom's dead".> Friend : Condolence,my friend.> After 2 minutes Mr. Bean cries even louder> Friend : What now?> Mr. Bean : My sister just called,her mom died too!
>>> MR. BEAN ATTENDING A MEETING
> Colleague : Sorry I'm late.I got stuck in an elevator for 4 hours> because of a power failure.> Mr. Bean : Thats alright,me too.I got stuck on the escalator for 3> hours.
>>> SPELLING LESSON
> Mr. Bean's Son : Dad,what is the spelling of 'successful' ...Is it> one 'c' or two 'c's?> Mr. Bean : Make it three 'c's to be sure!