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I don't exercise at all. If God meant us to touch our toes, he would have put them further up our body.
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A couple are in the throes of a divorce, and are attending court over the custody of their young son. In order to properly assess the...
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Year 1981 1. Prince Charles got married 2. Liverpool crowned soccer Champions of Europe 3. Australia lost the...
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Q. How many snow board instructors does it take to change a lightbulb?A. Three - one to hold it, one to video tape it and the other...
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There is this guy named Leon.One day Leon decided to go for walk.He runs into his old neighbor Joe."Hey Leon yous looking good" Joe...
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A recent Scottish immigrant attends his first baseball game in his new country, and after a base hit he hears the fans roaring,"Run...
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Going Out:1. Never take a beer to a job interview.2. Always identify people in your yard before shooting at them.3. It's considered...
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Members of a health club were having their first meeting. The director of the group said, "Now, I'd like each of you to give the...
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Two boys are playing hockey on the pond on Boston Common, when one is attacked by a vicious Rottweiler.Thinking quickly, the other...
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You are driving in a car at a constant speed. On your left side is a valley and on your right side is a fire engine traveling at the...
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Reasons why a normal Car is a far superior vehicle than a F1 Car "Hundreds of people and tens of millions of dollars go into...
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Egotistical Harry was always reminding people that he played semi-pro baseball. "I was the James Bond type of player," he...
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The Top 9 Signs Your City Used Bribes to Become an Olympic Site 9. IOC members seem unconcerned over scheduling conflicts due to the...
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A guy took his girlfriend to her first football game. Afterward he asked her how she liked the game. "I liked it, but I couldn't...
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A depressed young woman from Derry was so desperate that she decided to end her life by throwing herself into the sea. When she went...
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A family of England supporters head out one Saturday Christmas shopping. While in JJB Sports, the son picks up an Ireland shirt and...
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Little Johnny was in his prep school class when the teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical...
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One day an Irishman, who has been stranded on a desert island for over ten years, sees an unusual speck on the horizon. That's...
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