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You might need to be a little older for these jokes, but if you are you'll love them.

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Girl: "Forgive me father for I have sinned." Priest: "What have you done my child?" Girl: "I called a man a son of a bitch." Priest: "...
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Wellhung: Hello, Sweetheart. What do you look like? Sweetheart: I am wearing a red silk blouse, a miniskirt and high heels. I work...
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1. When I was born, I got a choice - A big dick or a good memory. I can't remember what I chose.2. Your birth certificate is an...
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A young teenaged girl was a prostitute and, for obvious reasons, kept it a secret from her Grandma. One day, the police raided a...
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An elderly man finds he is unable to perform sexually. He finally goes to his doctor who tries a few things; but nothing seems to...
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There was this couple in bed one night. The wife had curled up ready for sleep and the husband put his bed lamp on and read a book....
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A young woman was teaching Sunday school to a group of very young children, one day she asked the class a question. She said "Class...
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A priest offered a nun a lift. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg. The priest nearly had an accident....
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A guy meets a hooker in a bar. She says, "This is your lucky night. I've got a special game for you. I'll do absolutely anything you...
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A man was not really happy about his manhood... it was actually toolong....... 50cm long. He did not know what to do and went to...
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One of my wife's friends is a lesbian. One day we got to talking and I asked her did she ever wonder what it would be like to have...
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Shamus and Murphy fancied a pint or two but didn't have a lot of money between them, they could only raise the staggering sum of 50...
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A guy is riding the bus when at a stop, the most beautiful woman he has ever seen gets on.The only problem is that she is a nun.He...
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A lady goes on vacation to Jamaica. Upon arriving, she meets a black man, and after a night of passionate love making she asks him, "...
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Ikea are now selling LESBIAN BEDS......There's no screwing involved, just Tongue in Groove...
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A beautiful, well endowed, young lady went to her local pet store in search of an exotic pet. As she looked about the store, she...
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One night a man and woman went to his house to have sex when he stopped her to say "I still live with my parents and me and my...
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A doctor had the reputation of helping couples increase the joy in their sex life, but always promised not to take a case if he felt...
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A man is kneeling by his bed,wife says " what are you praying for?"Husband say " guidance".Wife says " Pray for stiffness and i'll...
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Study each question carefully. Then, choose the answer that seems most correct (True or False) and circle the T or F as appropriate...

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