My First Time in Relationships jokes

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My First Time
The sky was dark,
The moon was high,
All alone,
Just her and I.

Her hair so soft,
Her legs so fine,
I ran me fingers,
down her spine.


I didnt know how,
I tried my best,
To touch her breast.


I remembered my fear,
But slowly she spread,
Her legs apart,
And when she did,
I felt no shame.


All at once,
The white stuff came out!

At last. It's finished.
It's all over...


My first time,

Milking a cow.

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angeleyes
angeleyes said 3 months ago (#23632)

lol just love it lol

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