A Jewish man is walking on the beach when he discovers a bottle
containing genie. He rubs it and a genie comes out, promises to grant him one wish. He says, "Peace
in the Middle east, that's my wish." The genie looks concerned, then says "No, I'm sorry, that's
just not possible. Some things just can't be changed. Do you have another wish?" The guys says
'Well...for my whole life I've never receievd oral sex from my wife. That would be my wish." The
genie pauses for another moment and then says "How would you define peace?"
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