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Relationships are hard so lets lighten the mood.

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Mary Clancy goes up to Father O'Grady after his Sunday morning service and she's in tears. He says, "So what's bothering you, Mary,...
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Marriage is like a deck of cards in the beginning all you need is 2 hearts and a diamond, by the end you wish you'd a club and a spade...
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Yossel Zelkovitz worked in a pickle factory. For many years he had a powerful desire to put his penis in the pickle slicer.Unable to...
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An elderly man in Miami calls his son in New York and says, "I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I...
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A police officer, though scheduled for all-night duty at the station, was relieved of duty early and arrived home four hours ahead of...
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Two women meet in the afterlife. Following is the conversation they had.1st woman: Hi! My name is Wanda.2nd woman: Hi! I'm Sylvia....
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John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, between the legs of me wife!" That won him the top...
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1. You can GET chocolate.2. "If you love me you'll swallow that" has real meaning with chocolate.3. Chocolate satisfies even when it...
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A retired gentleman went to the social security office to apply for Social Security.The woman behind the counter asked him for his...
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A Marine was deployed to Afghanistan. While he was there he received a letter from his girlfriend. In the letter she explained that...
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A wife and her husband were having a dinner party for some important guests. The wife was very excited about this and wanted...
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A Jewish man is walking on the beach when he discovers a bottle containing genie. He rubs it and a genie comes out, promises to grant...
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The couple had been debating the purchase of a new auto for weeks.He wanted a new truck. She wanted a fast little sports-like car so...
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Jack was living in Arizona during a heat wave when the following took place. "It's just too hot to wear clothes today,"...
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Announcement: It is the responsibility of the bride's family to announce the wedding in the local newspaper. The announcement should...
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A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever want some other man to take her off his hands. -- Guitry Ah Mozart!...
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A young couple, just married, were in their honeymoon suite on their wedding night. As they were undressing for bed, the husband...
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An old wizard was walking through a park when he came upon two statues. One statue was male and the other was female. They were...
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A woman came up behind her husband while he was enjoying his morning coffee and slapped him on the back of the head. "I...
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A man comes home from an exhausting day at work, plops down on the couch in front of the television, and tells his wife, "Get...

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