The Blonde, Brunette, Redhead And The Firemen |
3 woman, a blonde a brunette and a red head are trapped on top
of a burning building and they are screaming for help.
Moments later the fire brigade arrive
at the scene and one fireman shouts to the women.
Fireman: Ladies! we are going to take out
the safety net now and i am going to get each of you to jump down one at a time. We need you to
follow our instructions quickly. You the Brunette! On the count of 3, jump.
The brunette on
the count of 3, jumps and just as she's about to land in the safety net, the firemen pull away and
brunette smashes into the pavement.
Fireman: You the Redhead! on the count of 3,
jump!
Red head: No way am i going to jump! You pulled away the safety net just
now!
Fireman: No no! we pulled away the safety net cause we friggin hate brunettes! We love
red heads! Now jump!
So the Redhead bravely leaps. Again, just as she's about to fall into
the safety net, the firemen pull away and laugh as she smashes into the pavement.
Fireman:
Blondie!! it's your turn! Jump! We have you! Blonde: No way am i going to jump! you bastards pulled
away the last two times. Hell if i jump.
Fireman: No no! We hate brunettes and redheads!
Truth is we love blondes! Now shut up and JUMP!
Blonde: Hell no! I don't trust you bastards!
Now hands off the safety net and i will jump!
- the end -
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