What Is Gum Made Of? |
A Singaporean was on holiday in Malaysia..
He was having
his coffee, croissants, bread, butter & jam at thehotel's coffee house.
A Malaysian man who
was chewing gum, sat down next to him & started a casual conversation.
Malaysian : "You
Singaporeans eat the whole bread?"
Singaporean : "Of course."
Malaysian : "We don't. In
Malaysia, we only eat what's inside. Thecrusts we collect in a container, recycle it, transform them
intocroissants & sell them across to Singapore."
The Malaysian then had a smirk on his face
while the Singaporean listened in silence.
Malaysian : "Do you eat the jam with the
bread?"
Singaporean : "Of course."
Malaysian (chuckling): "We don't. In Malaysia, we eat fresh
fruit for breakfast, then we put all the peels, seeds & other left-overs in a container, recycle them,
transform them into jam,..... before we sell it across to Singapore."
This time, the
Singaporean retorted : "Do you have sex in Malaysia?"
Malaysian : "Why, of course we
do"
Singaporean : "Do you wear protection"
Malaysian : "Of course! We wear
condoms."
Singaporean : "And what do you do with the condoms once you've used them?"
Malaysian
: "Stupid question ! Of course we throw them away."
Singaporean : "We don't. In Singapore, the
government secretly puts them in a container, recycle them, melt them down into chewing gum &sell
them across to Malaysia,... & that's the real reason why we banned chewing gum in
Singapore."
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