Funny Cybersex Conversation 3 |
bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice
aight?
BritneySpears14: Aight.
bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby,
yeah.
BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.
bloodninja: Oh yeah,
aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress
up.
bloodninja: Me too baby.
BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.
bloodninja:
I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
BritneySpears14:
Hey...
bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 Cock of the
Infinite.
BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.
bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to
cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness.
BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This
is ridiculous.
bloodninja: Don't f*ck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the
lands.
bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a
fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.
BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me
again you piece of shit.
bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield
inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
bloodninja: King Arthur
congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war
ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
bloodninja: You still
there baby? I think it's getting hard now.
bloodninja: Baby?
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