Pickle Factory |
Yossel Zelkovitz worked in a pickle factory. For many years he
had a powerful desire to put his penis in the pickle slicer.Unable to stand it any longer, he sought
professional help.
After six months, his therapist gave up. He advised Yossel to go ahead and
do it or he would probably never have any peace of mind.
The next day he came home from work
very early. His wife, Sarah, became alarmed and wanted to know what had happened. Yossel tearfully
confessed his tormenting desire to put his penis in the pickle slicer. He went on to explain that
today he finally went ahead and did it and was immediately fired from his job.
Sarah gasped
and ran over to her husband. She quickly yanked down hispants and boxer shorts only to find a
normal, completely intact penis.
She looked up and said, "I don't understand. What about the
pickleslicer?"
Yossel tearfully replied, "I think she got fired, too."
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