On Christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic
light, and next to him is a kid on his shiny new bike. The cop says to the kid, "Nice bike you got
there. Did Santa bring that to you?"The kid replies, "Yeah."
The cop says, "Well, next year
tell Santa to put a tail-light on that bike."
The cop then proceeds to issue the kid a $20.00
bicycle safety violation ticket.
The kid takes the ticket and before he rides off says, "By the
way, that's a nice horse you got there. Did Santa bring that to you?"
Humoring the kid, the cop
says, "Yeah, he sure did."
The kid continued, "Well, next year tell Santa to put the dick
underneath the horse, instead of on top."
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