Death in the Holy Land |
A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem.
While they were there, the wife passed away.
The undertaker told the husband, "You can have
her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land, for $150."
The man
thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home.
The undertaker asked,
"Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wife home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and
you would spend only $150?"
The man replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and
three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance."
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