Johnny went hunting one day in Ontario and bagged three ducks.
He put them in the bed of his pickup truck and was about to drive home when he was confronted by an
ornery game warden who didn't like smart kids. The game warden ordered Johnny to show his hunting
license, and Johnny pulled out a valid Ontario hunting license. The game warden looked at the
license, then reached over and picked up one of the ducks, sniffed its butt, and said, "This duck
ain't from Ontario. This is a Quebec duck. You got a Quebec huntin' license, boy?"
Then Johnny
reached into his wallet and produced a Quebec hunting license.
The game warden looked at it, then
reached over and grabbed the second duck, sniffed its butt, and said "This ain't Quebec duck. This
duck's from Manitoba. You got a Manitoba license?"
Johnny reached into his wallet and produced a
Manitoba hunting license.
The warden then reached over and picked up the third duck, sniffed its
butt, and said, "This ain't Manitoba duck. This duck is from Nova Scotia. You got a Nova Scotia
huntin' license?"
Again the kid reached into his wallet and brought out a Nova Scotia hunting
license. The game warden was extremely frustrated at this point, and he yelled at Johnny "Just where
the hell are you from?"
Johnny smiled turned around, bent over, dropped his pants, and
said,
"You tell me, you're the expert..."