Top 20 Reasons Chocolate Is Better Than Sex |
1. You can GET chocolate.
2. "If you love me you'll swallow
that" has real meaning with chocolate.
3. Chocolate satisfies even when it has gone soft.
4.
You can safely have chocolate while you are driving.
5. You can make chocolate last as long as
you want it to.
6. You can have chocolate even in front of your mother.
7. If you bite the
nuts too hard the chocolate won't mind.
8. Two people of the same sex can have chocolate without
being called nasty names.
9. The word "commitment" doesn't scare off chocolate.
10. You can
have chocolate on top of your workbench/desk during working hours without upsetting your work
mates.
11. You can ask a stranger for chocolate without getting your face slapped.
12. You
don't get hairs in your mouth with chocolate.
13. With chocolate there's no need to fake
it.
14. Chocolate doesn't make you pregnant.
15. You can have chocolate at any time of the
month.
16. Good chocolate is easy to find.
17. You can have as many kinds of chocolate as you
can handle.
18. You are never too young or too old for chocolate.
19. When you have chocolate
it does not keep your neighbors awake.
20. With chocolate size doesn't matter; it's always
good
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