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Baseball for Scotsmen
A recent Scottish immigrant attends his first baseball game in his new country, and after a base hit he hears the fans roaring,
"Run....run!"

The next batter connects heavily with the ball and the Scotsman stands up and roars with the crowd in his thick accent,
"R-r-run ya bahstard, r-run will ya!"

A third batter slams a hit and again the Scotsman, obviously pleased with his knowledge of the game, screams,
"R-r-run ya bahstard, r-r-run will ya!"

The next batter holds his swing at three and two and as the ump calls a walk. The Scotsman stands up yelling:
"R-r-run ya Bahstard, r-r-run!"

All the surrounding fans chuckle quietly and he sits down confused. A friendly fan, sensing his embarrassment whispers,
"He doesn't have to run, he got four balls."

The Scotsman yells even louder,
"Walk with pr-r-ride man! Walk with pr-r-ride!"

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Added; March 2008
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