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A World Wide Survey

A worldwide survey was conducted by the UN. The only question asked was: "Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?"

The survey was a huge failure...

> In Africa they didn't know what "food" meant.
> In Eastern Europe they didn't know what "honest" meant.
> In Western Europe they didn't know what "shortage" meant.
> In China they didn't know what "opinion" meant.
> In the Middle East they didn't know what "solution" meant.
> In South America they didn't know what "please" meant.
> And in the USA they didn't know what "the rest of the world" mean.

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