Yo Mama |
Yo mama so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted)
sign, she went home and got 16 friends
Yo mama so stupid when your dad said it was chilly
outside, she ran outside with a spoon
Yo mama so stupid she told everyone that she was
"illegitiment" because she couldn't read
Yo mama so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head
just to make-up her mind
Yo mama so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a
bowl
Yo mama so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!
Yo mama so stupid she got locked in
a grocery store and starved!
Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60
Minutes!
Yo mama so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!
Yo mama
so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone!
Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for
gasoline money!
Yo mama so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight!
Yo mama so
stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!
Yo mama so stupid she took a cup to see
Juice.
Yo mama so stupid that she sold the car for gas money.
Yo mama so stupid she
asked you "What is the number for 911"
Yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how
long she slept.
Yo mama so stupid when she read on her job application to not write below the
dotted line she put "O.K."
Yo mama so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out.
Yo mama
so stupid she stole free bread.
Yo mama so stupid she took a spoon to the
superbowl.
Yo mama so stupid she called Dan Quayle for a spell check.
Yo mama so
stupid she stepped on a crack and broke her own back.
Yo mama so stupid she makes Beavis and
Butt-Head look like Nobel Prize winners.
Yo mama so stupid she thought she needed a token to
get on Soul Train.
Yo mama so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.
Yo
mama so stupid when you stand next to her you hear the ocean!
Yo mama so stupid she hears
it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl
Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store
and starved!
Yo mama so stupid she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at
McDonalds!
Yo mama so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!
Yo mama so
stupid that she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.
Yo mama so stupid she bought a
videocamera to record cable tv shows at home.
Yo mama so stupid when she went to take the 44
bus, she took the 22 twice instead.
Yo mama so stupid she jumped out the window and went
up.
Yo mama so stupid she thought a quarterback was an income tax refund.
Yo mama so
stupid she took a umbrella to see Purple Rain.
Yo mama so stupid that under "Education" on
her job apllication, she put "Hooked on Phonics."
Yo mama so stupid she put out the cigarette
butt that was heating your house.
Yo mama so stupid she put lipstick on her forehead, talking
about she was trying to makeup her mind.
Yo mama so stupid she watches "The Three Stooges"
and takes notes
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