Regularity... |
Three old women are talking about their aches, pains and bodily
dysfunctions. One seventy-five year old woman says, "I have this problem. I wake up every morning at
seven and it takes me twenty minutes to pee." An eighty year old woman says, "My case is worse. I
get up at eight and I sit there and grunt and groan for half an hour before I finally have a bowel
movement." The ninety year old woman says, "At seven I pee like a horse, at eight I crap like a
cow." "So what's your problem?" asked the others. "I don't wake up until nine."
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