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With so many politicians the jokes are endless, and then the news!

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Some useful phrases to use as an Evil Overlord as given by Steve Meredith. These humorous cuts were originally listed as useful...
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One Sunday morning, a priest wakes up and decides to go golfing. He calls his boss and says that he feels very sick, and won't be...
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Three guys and a lady were sitting at the bar talking about their professions. The first guy says, "I'm a YUPPIE..... you know ......
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George W. Bush was out jogging one morning along the parkway when he tripped, fell over the bridge railing and landed in the creek...
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An elderly gentleman of 83 arrived in Paris by plane. At the French customs desk, the man took a few minutes to locate his passport...
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Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.Abraham Lincoln was elected President...
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Top Ten Funniest Newspaper Headlines1.... Overeating main cause of obesity2.... Dog kills cat, self3.... Two ships collide. One dead4...
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What's the difference between trumpet players and government bonds? Government bonds eventually mature and earn money.
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Hitler is sitting in a bar, a man walks into the bar. The man was not offended by Hitler so he sat beside him. They began to about...
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A worldwide survey was conducted by the UN. The only question asked was: "Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions...
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The following are actual stories provided by travel agentsI had someone ask for an aisle seats so that his or her hair wouldn't get...
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To all the dedicated shoppers!The New SuperWalmartThe new SuperWalmart opened near my house and has an automatic water mister to keep...
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A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves, and engage in animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them...
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Once upon a time in the Kingdom of Heaven, God went missing for seven days. Eventually, Michael the Archangel found Him. He...
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Once upon a time in the Kingdom of Heaven, God went missing for seven days. Eventually, Michael the Archangel found Him. He...
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The President is running down the street one day, and he sees a little girl who is giving away puppies that her dog just had. He goes...
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A man was walking along when he spotted a small boy busily constructing something. He approached the boy and was shocked to see him...
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President Bush, Dan Quayle, Ross Perot, and Bill Clinton all traveled together to see the Wizard of Oz. Upon arrival, they were...
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Q: How do you break a Bill Clinton supporter's finger? A: Punch him in the nose. Q: What does Jeffrey Dahmer's victims and The...
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President Clinton is shaking hands with the voters after being elected for the second time. "Pleased to meet you," says one...

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