Then she points to her right inner thigh "just as high up" and says, "On this side, I want you to tattoo a Christmas tree, with lights and tinsel, and an angel on top. And underneath the tree I want the word "Christmas."
The tattoo artist looks at her, puzzled. He says, "Lady, it's none of my business, but that is the most unusual request I have ever had. Why in the world would you want that?"
"Well", the lady said, "I'm sick and tired of my husband always complaining that there's never anything good to eat between Thanksgiving and Christmas."