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For 1000's of years we have been at war so lets make things even worse with these crude jokes.

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Dear Tech Support: Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed that the new program began making unexpected chan
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Lois and Stan have been married for 35 years and every year they go to the state fair when it's in town. This year they have a new...
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A razor company once invited George Bernard Shaw to shave his famous beard. He responded with a postcard: Gentlemen: I shall never...
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Rule 1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella. Rule 2: It is ok for a man to cry under the following circumstances: a...
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A gay man feels ill so he goes to the local free clinic. At first the doctor there doesn't want to treat him but realises he has to...
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I think of you as a sister. (You're ugly.) There's a slight difference in our ages. (You're ugly.) I'm not attracted to you in '...
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A Singaporean was on holiday in Malaysia..He was having his coffee, croissants, bread, butter & jam at thehotel's coffee house.A...
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So there's two men and a woman, marooned on a desert island. They have plenty of food and water, but they're stuck there. Eventually...
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Dogs don't cry (unless they have to pee).Dogs love it when your friends come over.Dogs don't care if you use their shampoo.Dogs think...
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A priest and his wife were cleaning up the house. The priest came across a box he didn't recognize. His wife told him to leave it...
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Two old women on a beach, a streaker ran past, one had a stroke but the other one could't reach...
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Three women are having trouble talking about their husbands because the men all have the same 1st name. They decide to give them all...
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A married couple are driving along when they see a wounded skunk on the side of the road. They stop, the wife gets out, picks it up...
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1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us...2. Learn to work the toilet seat: if it's up put it down...3 . Don't cut...
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Adam was returning home late one night in paradise after drinking with the dodo and the unicorn. Eve got angry and yelled at him: "YOU...
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1.) FINE: This is the word women use to end an argument when they think they are right and you need to shut up.2.) Five Minutes: If...
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After three years of marriage, Kim was still questioning her husband about his lurid past. "C'mon, tell me," she asked for the...
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A doctor examined a man, took his wife aside, and said, "I don't like the looks of your husband at all." "Me neither doc," said the...
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Question : Ms America, how do you describe a male organ in your country?Ms America : Well, I can say that male organs in America are...

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