Two guys were working at a sawmill one day when one of the guys got too close
to the blade and cut off his arm.
His buddy put the severed arm in a plastic bag and rushed it down to the hospital
to get re-attached.
The next day he goes to see his chum, and finds him playing tennis. "Incredible!,"
says his friend. "Medical science is amazing."
Another month goes by and the same two guys are again at the sawmill working
when the same guy gets
too close to the spinning blade and this time his leg gets cut off. Again his
buddy takes the leg,
puts it in a plastic bag and takes it to the hospital to get re-attached. The
next day,
he goes down to see his chum and finds him outside playing football. "Incredible!,"
says his friend. "Medical science is amazing!"
Well another month goes by and again the same two friends are at the mill cutting
wood when suddenly
the same guy bends down too close to the blade and off comes his head. Well
his friend takes the head,
puts it in a plastic bag, and heads to the hospital to get it re-attached. The
next day he goes to see his friend but can't find him.
He sees the doctor walking down the hall and says, "Doc, where is my friend?
I brought him in yesterday.
" The doctor thinks for a minute and says, "Oh yeah, some idiot put
his head in a plastic bag and he suffocated."
How do you kill a retard ?
(A) Give him a knife and tell him he is special.
creative idea like it
wat the hell well funny joke u lot are retards
it's just okay
wow...kindar laamie
It is ok
if u like it ur a twat
I like it
what dork i do worse than that at home...
What does it even mean??? It's stupid....
first comment whoooo this jke not that funny
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