Joke Written By and For Retards in Medical jokes

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Two guys were working at a sawmill one day when one of the guys got too close to the blade and cut off his arm.
His buddy put the severed arm in a plastic bag and rushed it down to the hospital to get re-attached.
The next day he goes to see his chum, and finds him playing tennis. "Incredible!," says his friend. "Medical science is amazing."
Another month goes by and the same two guys are again at the sawmill working when the same guy gets
too close to the spinning blade and this time his leg gets cut off. Again his buddy takes the leg,
puts it in a plastic bag and takes it to the hospital to get re-attached. The next day,
he goes down to see his chum and finds him outside playing football. "Incredible!," says his friend. "Medical science is amazing!"
Well another month goes by and again the same two friends are at the mill cutting wood when suddenly
the same guy bends down too close to the blade and off comes his head. Well his friend takes the head,
puts it in a plastic bag, and heads to the hospital to get it re-attached. The next day he goes to see his friend but can't find him.
He sees the doctor walking down the hall and says, "Doc, where is my friend? I brought him in yesterday.
" The doctor thinks for a minute and says, "Oh yeah, some idiot put his head in a plastic bag and he suffocated."

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comments (12)

sweet_nena
sweet_nena said 12 months ago (#23692)

How do you keep a retard happy?

Make him feel special

retard derrr
retard derrr said 2 years ago (#23369)

How do you kill a retard ?

(A) Give him a knife and tell him he is special.

jams
jams said 2 years ago (#21997)

creative idea like it

get a life
get a life said 2 years ago (#21871)

wat the hell well funny joke u lot are retards

anmol
anmol said 2 years ago (#20658)
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it's just okay

jobob
jobob said 2 years ago (#4311)

wow...kindar laamie

Tommy tempah
Tommy tempah said 2 years ago (#3055)

It is ok

anonamouse
anonamouse said 2 years ago (#2868)

if u like it ur a twat

Reema
Reema said 2 years ago (#2809)

I like it

keynna campbell
keynna campbell said 2 years ago (#2365)

what dork i do worse than that at home...

bugg
bugg said 2 years ago (#2351)

What does it even mean??? It's stupid....

why
why said 3 years ago (#2218)

first comment whoooo this jke not that funny

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