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Not a thing you should joke about, but then again with these great jokes.

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When people yawn, Do def people think they're screaming?
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AP Stats listserve archives dated: Sun, 26 Aug 2001 Every pickle you eat brings you closer to death. Amazingly, the "thinking man"...
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Mr. Anderson goes to see his doctor feeling a bit unwell. The doctor checks him over and eventually finds a couple bags of money up...
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A young couple were making passionate love in the guy's van when suddenly the girl, being a bit on the kinky side, yells out, "Oh big...
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A visitor to a mental institution asked the director how he decided which patients should be kept in. The director said "We fill up a...
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A woman was in a coma. She had been in it for months. Nurses were in her room giving her a sponge bath. One of them was washing her...
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A beautiful, voluptuous woman goes to the gynecologist. The doctor takes one look at the woman and all of his professionalism goes...
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"Doc," says Steve, "I want to be castrated.""What on earth for?" asks the doctor in amazement."It's something I've been thinking...
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A guy had been feeling down for so long that he finally decided to seek the aid of a psychiatrist.He went there, lay on the couch,...
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Three old women are talking about their aches, pains and bodily dysfunctions.One seventy-five year old woman says, "I have this...
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There once was an old couple who had been married for thirty years.Every morning the old boy would wake up and give off an enormous...
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A dentist, after completing work on a patient, came to him begging. Dentist: Could you help me? Could you give out a few of your...
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This old man visits his doctor and after a thorough examination, the doctor tells him, "I have good news and bad news, what...
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A doctor is talking to a car mechanic, "Your fee is several times more per hour then we get paid for medical care." "...
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A 70-year-old man goes to the doctor's for a physical. The doctor runs some tests and says to the man, ''Well, everything seems...
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A doctor at an (insane) asylum decided to take his inmates to a baseball game. For weeks in advance, he coached his patients to...
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Aging Mildred was a 93 year-old woman who was particularly despondent over the recent death of her husband Earl. She decided that...
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Two guys were working at a sawmill one day when one of the guys got too close to the blade and cut off his arm. His buddy put...
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One night, a father passed by his son's room and heard his son praying: "God bless Mommy, Daddy, and Grandma. Ta ta, Grandpa....
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At the 1994 annual awards dinner given for Forensic Science, AAFS president Dr. Don Harper Mills astounded his audience with the...

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