A. They can both smell it, but can't eat it.
Q. You know why they say that eating
oysters will improve a man's sex life?
A. Because women know if he'll eat one of those, he'll eat
anything!
Q. Why does a bride smile when she's walking down the aisle?
A. She knows she's given
her last blow job.
Q. Why is the space between a woman's breasts and her hips called a
waist?
A. Because you could easily fit another pair of tits in there.
Q. What is the definition
of "making love"?
A. Something a woman does while a guy is fucking her.
Q. What's the only
animal with an asshole in the middle of its back?
A. A police horse.
Q. What does it mean when
the flag at the Post Office is flying at half mast?
A. They're hiring.
Q. Did you hear Richard
Simmons had plastic surgery to get his love handles removed?
A. Yeah...now he has no ears.
Q.
Do you know how to eat a frog?
A. You put one leg over each ear.
Q. How are fat girls and
mopeds alike?
A. They are fun to ride but you don't want your friends to find out.
Q. How do
you do a fat chick?
A. Roll her in flour and find the wet spot.
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