What's the quietest place in the world? The complaint department at the parachute packing plant.
What is the thinnest book in the world?
What Men Know About Women.
What's the difference between a man and E.T.?
- E.T. phoned home.
If you jogged backward ... would you gain weight?
I'm not into exercise. My philosophy: No pain. No pain.
I wonder if you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?
What do you call a Lada at the top of a hill? A miracle.
Do you ever notice that when you're driving, anyone going slower than you is an idiot and everyone driving faster than you is a maniac?
why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead! why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was tied to the first monkey! why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? because he thought it was a game! why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure!
A BEAR AND RABBIT ARE TAKING A S**T IN THE WOODS WHEN THE BEAR TURNS TO THE RABBIT AND SAYS DO YOU HAVE ANY TROUBLE WITH S**T STICKING TO YOUR FUR THE RABBIT TURNS AND SAYS NO! SO THE BEAR PICKS UP THE RABBIT AND WIPES HIS ARSE.
What is the thinnest book in the world?
What Men Know About Women.
What's the difference between a man and E.T.?
- E.T. phoned home.
If you jogged backward ... would you gain weight?
I'm not into exercise. My philosophy: No pain. No pain.
I wonder if you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?
What do you call a Lada at the top of a hill? A miracle.
Do you ever notice that when you're driving, anyone going slower than you is an idiot and everyone driving faster than you is a maniac?
why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead! why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was tied to the first monkey! why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? because he thought it was a game! why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure!
A BEAR AND RABBIT ARE TAKING A S**T IN THE WOODS WHEN THE BEAR TURNS TO THE RABBIT AND SAYS DO YOU HAVE ANY TROUBLE WITH S**T STICKING TO YOUR FUR THE RABBIT TURNS AND SAYS NO! SO THE BEAR PICKS UP THE RABBIT AND WIPES HIS ARSE.
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