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11 Amazing facts about Japan You Won't Believe Until You Visit.
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50 of the funniest jokes of all time. - I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already.
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I find Christianity's opposition to abortion confusing. Many Christian groups believe that: Life begins at conception Every human...
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The genius George Dennis Carlin was born May 12, 1937 in New York City. In the process he's pissed off a lot of people and accumulated...
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How to be classy in three easy steps: Open this tab. Open this tab. Open this tab. Now you've got class.
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This joke was told to me by my grandfather. There was an Irish prostitute who worked out of Dublin. One day, she went back to visit...
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Spending your life waiting for the messiah to come save the world is like waiting around for the straight piece to come in Tetris....
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This story happened a short while ago in Brisbane, and even though it sounds a little Alfred Hitchcock… it’s true. John, a Sydney...
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A boat docked in a tiny Mexican village. An American tourist complimented the Mexican fisherman on the quality of his fish and asked...
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Be sure and cancel your credit cards before you die. This is so priceless, and so easy to see happening, customer service being what...
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The Pope arrives in heaven, where St. Peter awaites him. St. Peter asks the Pope who he is. The Pope : I am the Pope. St. Peter: Who...
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I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die. Nothing sucks more than that...
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The Arizona Highway Patrol were mystified when they came upon a pile of smoldering wreckage embedded in the side of a cliff rising...
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Things Found Only in America 1. Only in America......can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance. 2. Only in America...
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1. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.2. Don't worry about what people think, they...
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Some good advice on how to live our lives: Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow...
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A little boy was afraid of the dark. One night his mother told him to go out to the back porch and bring her the broom. The little...
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One night a man, his wife and a friend decided to have dinner together, so after eating they opened a couple of bottles of wine. Upon...
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A man in Germany felt that he needed to confess, so he went to his priest, "Forgive me Father, for I have sinned. During WWII I hid a...
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A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem. While they were there, the wife passed away. The undertaker told the...

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