Shut up and eat your meat loaf.
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Mommy, Mommy! When are we going to have Aunt Edna for dinner?
Shut up, we haven't even finished your Grandmother yet.
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Mommy, Mommy! I hate my sister's guts.
Shut up and eat what's put in front of you.
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Mommy, Mommy! What is a deliquent child?
Shut up, light your cigarette, drink your whisky and deal those cards.
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Mommy, Mommy! What is a deliquent child?
Shut up and pass me the crowbar.
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Mommy, Mommy! Are you sure this is the way to make ginger bread men?
Shut up and get back in the oven.
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Mommy, Mommy! Are you sure this is the right way to cook Peking Duck?
Shut up and close the microvawe oven door behind you!
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Mommy, Mommy! What's for dinner?
Shut up and get back in the oven!
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Mommy, Mommy! But I don't wanna eat pizza!
Shut up and get in the oven!
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Mommy, Mommy! What's a werewolf?
Shut up and comb your face!
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Mommy, Mommy! Billy won't let go of my ear.
Billy, let go of Susie's ear.
Billy! Let go of her ear!
All right Billy, give me the ear.
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Mommy, Mommy! I hate daddy's guts.
Well, just leave them on the side of the plate.
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Mommy, Mommy! Why is daddy so pale?
Shut up and keep digging.
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Mommy, Mommy! I don't like grandpa.
Well, just push him aside and eat your beans.
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