Dan had a new job; on his first day his manager gave him some
pearls of wisdom to help him with his customer service.Dan when you sell an item strike up some
conversation as to what they might be using the product for then suggest some accessories to go with
it, for example if a man purchases a beer offer him some munchies and a dvd.
All was going well until a large lady walked along with a bed spread.
"That's a nice bed spread madam you will not have to worry about cum stains on that one"
The lady slightly shocked but flattered replies
"Why is that because the sheets are dark and will stop the stains showing"
"No madam you are one fat ugly bastard, might I suggest the paper bags we have here and the diet pills we have in the pharmacy"
All was going well until a large lady walked along with a bed spread.
"That's a nice bed spread madam you will not have to worry about cum stains on that one"
The lady slightly shocked but flattered replies
"Why is that because the sheets are dark and will stop the stains showing"
"No madam you are one fat ugly bastard, might I suggest the paper bags we have here and the diet pills we have in the pharmacy"
That is such an insulting joke but still pump it up a little
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