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Insults

Time to get back at your enemies with style.

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An Alabama pastor said to his congregation, "Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor that I belong to the Ku Klux Klan. This...
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About a century or two ago, the Pope decided that all the Sikhs had to leave Italy. Naturally there was a big uproar from the Sikh...
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Two excited elderly women were sitting together in the front pew of church listening to a fiery preacher. When this preacher...
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Dan had a new job; on his first day his manager gave him some pearls of wisdom to help him with his customer service.Dan when you...
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A woman was unhappy with the way her laundry was done at the local Chinese Laundry, so she wrote a note and put it in the bag with...
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Q: why do Scottish shepherds wear kilts? A: Because zippersstartle the sheep
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One day when the teacher walked to the black board, she noticed someone had written the word "penis" in tiny small letters. She...
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Yo mama so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friendsYo mama so stupid when your...
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When I got back from Michigan last monthI had a bunch of Canadian dollars I needed to exchange, so I went tothe currency exchange...
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Q.Why did MJ call Boyz II Men? A.He thought it was a deliver serviceQ. How do you know when it is bedtime at MJs house? A. When the...
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I hear you are being accepted into an exclusive club because they need someone to snub. I heard you went to have your head examined,...
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At least you are not obnoxious like so many other people -- you are obnoxious in a different and worse way! You have a lot of well-...
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If you were a swine, you would be what you are now! You say that you are always bright and early. Well, OK!! We know you are early. A...
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I've hated your looks from the stare they gave me. Don't you need a license to be that ugly? Moonlight becomes you -- total darkness...
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We know that you would give your life for us. Promise! When you pass away and people ask me what the cause of your death was, I'll...
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What's the latest dope -- besides you? I heard that they tried to take an X-ray picture of your jaw, but all they got was a moving...
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A collection of insults! You used to be arrogant and obnoxious. Now you are just the opposite. You are obnoxious and arrogant. You...
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You used to be arrogant and obnoxious. Now you are just the opposite. You are obnoxious and arrogant. You are down to earth, but not...
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Why don't you go to the library and brush up on your ignorance? I hear you changed your mind! What did you do with the diaper? You...
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You must have gotten up on the wrong side of the cage this morning. I would ask you how old you are, but I know you can't count that...

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