Two Elderly Gentlemen in Children jokes

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Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement center were sitting on a bench undera tree when one turns to the other and says: "Slim, I'm 83 years old now andI'm just full of aches and pains. I know you're about my age. How do youfeel?"

Slim says, "I feel just like a newborn baby."

"Really!? Like a newborn baby!?"

"Yep. No hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants. "
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