"Michael, if you were on a date, having supper with a niceyoung lady,how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?" she asked.
"Just a minute, I have to go piss."
The teacher replied "That would be rude and impolite!""What about you John, how would you say it?"
"I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom, I'll beright back."
The teacher responded, "That's better, but it's still not verynice to say the word bathroom at the table."
"And you Peter, are you able to use your intelligence for onceand show us your good manners?"
"I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a moment, Ihave to shakehands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope you'll getto meet after supper."
The teacher fainted...