Q. Why did the man put his money in the freezer?
A. He wanted cold hard cash!
Q. What did the porcupine say to the cactus?
A. "Is that you mommy?"
Q. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
A. Frostbite.
Q. How do crazy people go through the forest?
A. They take the psycho path.
Q. What do prisoners use to call each other?
A. Cell phones.
Q. What do you get from a pampered cow?
A. Spoiled milk.
Q. Where do polar bears vote?
A. The North Poll
Q. What did Geronimo say when he jumped out of the airplane?
A. ME!!!
Q. Where do snowmen keep their money?
A. In snow banks.
Q. What's brown and sticky?
A. A stick.
Q. Why do sea-gulls fly over the sea?
A. Because if they flew over the bay they would be bagels!
Q. What dog keeps the best time?
A. A watch dog.
Q. Why did the tomato turn red?
A. It saw the salad dressing!
Q. What did the grape do when it got stepped on?
A. It let out a little wine!
Q. How do you make a tissue dance?
A. Put a little boogey in it!
Q. Where do bees go to the bathroom?
A. At the BP station!
Q. What did the judge say when the skunk walked in the court room?
A. Odor in the court.
Q. What did the water say to the boat?
A. Nothing, it just waved.
Q. What did the fish say when he swam into the wall?
A. Dam!
Q. Why don't skeletons fight each other?
A. They don't have the guts.
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One day Shut up , Manners and Trouble went for a walk .Suddenly Trouble was lost .Manners and shut up went to police station to report. When they arrived there. Manners went to toilet. While waiting for Manners , a policeman came and ask," what Is your name kid?" Shut up answered," Shut up!" then the policeman told him where is your manners. Shut up replied ," In the toilet." The policeman said," Are you looking for trouble?" Shut up answered ," Yes!"
Q. Why did the elephant stick yellow paper around his trunk, as well as painting it yellow?
A. Because he wanted to hide in the daffodil field!
How to dance harlem shake?
Put a bug in your pants
My mother in-law fell down a wishing well,I was amazed, I never knew they worked
why do people let pigs make lunches with them ? because they want the bacon for there sandwich.
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Ok this guy walks into the bathroom part Russian and part American. What was he when he was in the bathroom.
Eropian
Ok here it goes
Ok this guy walks into the bathroom part Russian and part American. What was he when he was in the bathroom.
Eropian
( your a ordinary )
Why did the man with one arm cross the road ????
To get to the second hand shop lol
Q. what Time do you have to go to the doctor?
A Tooth-hurty
AHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA.......
Q. what bear does not have teeth?
A. Agummy bear.
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this is good
My kids love to go on a disney website and i noticed their password was GoofyMickeyMinnePluto i asked them why their password was so long, my son explained "because it said the password had to have atleast 4 characthers"
lol good funny children
Three guys walk into a bar. You would have thought the third guy would have noticed lol!
What did the big tomatoe say to the other small tomatoe?
Ketchup
rubbish
i have heard way better jokes than that but thats coming from me so.........
I like them, but they're really immature!
I love all of them!
the jokes should be more funny for children to read and laaaaaaaaaaauuuuuuuuuuuuuuugggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhh
i have a joke for you
q.why did the hedjog cross the road?
a.because he wanted to see his flat maate
have you realised the word 'lol' looks like a man drowning
What has four legs and doesn't walk?
A chair...................................................................
Q: What is made up of bread and has magic
A: A SANDWITCH
i absolutly love jokes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Q: What is a knights favorite fish?
A: a sword fish!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ahahahahahah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What is 1 add 1 window.There was two sisters they was twins one sister was twenty the other was twenty too how come?
there where three people and when they went down the slide they could shout something and they would land in a pot of that thing so the fist person went down the slide and shouted gold and he landed in a pot of gold the second person went down the slide and shouted silver and he landed in a pot of silver then the third person went down the slide and shouted weeeeeeeeeeee! and you know what he landed in
a pot of wee please comment on my joke
how to remember the word because is
big elephants can always understand small elephants
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some of these jokes don't make sence but are these good ones leave your comments p.s
why didn't the skeleton cross the road because he didn't have the guts
What's a frog's favorite music?
Hip Hop
If got some funny jokes!
How do you get a one armed doofus out of a tree?
You wave to him!
What do you get when you mix a dinasour with a dog?
A very scared mailman!
I got one!
The past , the present and the future all walk into a bar...
It was tense.
These jokes are so funny I love the skunk in the court Room one!
Tell me if you like my joke!!!
Q.What did the goat say to his girlfriend?
A. You are baaaaaaatiful tonight
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