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20 funny kid jokes

Q. Why did the man put his money in the freezer?

A. He wanted cold hard cash!


Q. What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

A. "Is that you mommy?"


Q. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

A. Frostbite.


Q. How do crazy people go through the forest?

A. They take the psycho path.


Q. What do prisoners use to call each other?

A. Cell phones.


Q. What do you get from a pampered cow?

A. Spoiled milk.


Q. Where do polar bears vote?

A. The North Poll


Q. What did Geronimo say when he jumped out of the airplane?

A. ME!!!


Q. Where do snowmen keep their money?

A. In snow banks.


Q. What's brown and sticky?

A. A stick.


Q. Why do sea-gulls fly over the sea?

A. Because if they flew over the bay they would be bagels!


Q. What dog keeps the best time?

A. A watch dog.


Q. Why did the tomato turn red?

A. It saw the salad dressing!


Q. What did the grape do when it got stepped on?

A. It let out a little wine!


Q. How do you make a tissue dance?

A. Put a little boogey in it!


Q. Where do bees go to the bathroom?

A. At the BP station!


Q. What did the judge say when the skunk walked in the court room?

A. Odor in the court.


Q. What did the water say to the boat?

A. Nothing, it just waved.


Q. What did the fish say when he swam into the wall?

A. Dam!


Q. Why don't skeletons fight each other?

A. They don't have the guts.


 

 

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well they where very rubbish jokes to be honest

They suck those jokes i would hate to be the person who put that on , soz to them!

these jokes are junny

umm the funnyest joke was what did the porkipine say to the cactus r u there mommy

you need more but funny ones laugh laugh

THESE JOKES ARE SOOOO FUNNY BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

well all yall are....... i dont even know. but ur wrong, the jokes are beast and super funny! so back off. BTW i'd like to here u tell a list of jokes!

cool jokes hey
what do they call a duck who is a doctor called?
a ducktor !!! :D

No one asked u Emily

Well they are TO kiddie . . buh the are Funny So they are GUUD iswell

its ok

these are the most nonsense jokes till now.
try to put some nice jokes.
very very very very very bad jokes

Hi the jokes r fuunnyy B-)

Love these jokes! Always there to cheer me up.

its sooo stupid jokes......

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Wow so lame! That is the best they got? I would hate to be them:)

So lamo

So funny!!!!!!!!!!:) :)

Yah these aren't THE best,
Q: Why did the one-handed man cross the road?
A: To get to the second-hand shop!

Q.How dose wilbur the pig use a computer? A.He logs onto CHARLOTS WEBPAGE.Q.What do you get when you cross a pigeon with elephant? A.Broken statues all over central park.Q.What dose a 1000 lbs Canary say? A.HERE KITTY KITTY KITTY

these jokes are crap they don't make me laugh

i like it :)

Some of them is ok the rest could be better

OMG these jokes are the worst jokes i have ever heard
:(

Ilda

fav joke
Q.How do crazy people go through the forest?
A. They take the psycho path.

these jokes are so funny i pied my pant and shout out to my bffl camron and samantha dose not now what she is on a bot lozzer with a cappetle L XXXXXX

They suck

there was a man driving down the motorway with 20 penguins in his car and the police stopped him and said 'why have you got 20 penguins in your car? you should take them to the zoo'
the man said 'ok'
the very next day the same man was driving down the motorway with the 20 penguins in his car, the police stopped him again and said 'why didn't you take them to the zoo'?
the man said ' I did, today im taking them them to the movies' !!!

How do you find a unique mouse? Unique up on it. How do you find a tame mouse? The tame way!

Hahaha...so cheesy

these are edward

Why did the chickens cross the street

so she could empress her chicks.

Some of them don't make séance

Q. What is green and has wheels?

A. Grass i lied about the wheels

just a fake joke<lol>

These jokes a not very funny

these jokes are totally not funny!!!! Whoever made them should be banned!!!

nyaaaaaaa..... its fine

up 2 jokes me and my friend said if u can put some more jokes in. P.S we world like 2 have 1000 jokes so we can read them and they r cool by the y.

Tinie tempah joke

T= teacher
TT= tinie tempah

T. Wheres ur homework
TT. Written in the stars
T. Where
TT. A million miles away
T. Wat is it about
TT. A message to the maze oooooooohhhhhhh
T. GO TO SUMMER CAMP
TT. Seasons come and go
T. CHANGE YOUR ATTITUDE
TT. I will never change
T. GO TO THE HEADTEACHERS OFFICE
TT. Im on my wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Tinie tempah joke
T= teacher
TT= tinie tempah
T. Wheres ur homework
TT. Written in the stars
T. Where
TT. A million miles away
T. Wat is it about
TT. A message to the maze oooooooohhhhhhh
T. GO TO SUMMER CAMP
TT. Seasons come and go
T. CHANGE YOUR ATTITUDE
TT. I will never change
T. GO TO THE HEADTEACHERS OFFICE
TT. Im on my wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

why does Santa have three gardens for?
so he can go hoe hoe hoe!

Some of these jokes are boring and the rest are funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

their KID jokes you idiots!

why do elephants have trunks?
because they would look silly in a bikini!!!!!!!!!!!:)

What do you get when you eat Christmas decoration?
Tins-elites

Haha funniest one all week
2 men walked into a bar...... Surprised they didnt see it!

How do you know if a snowman doesnt like you?
He/she givesyou the cold shoulder

What did the small chimney say to the big chimney?
Your too young to smoke.

What never goes down but up?
Your age

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