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A bartender was tending to his bar when a guy in tattered
clothes swaggers into the bar and orders a beer. The bartender takes one look at the man and says,
"You don't look like you can afford a beer, so why should I give you one?"The man laughs and says,
"You're right, but I just won $10,000 earlier today.""Wow, what's your occupation?""I am a
professional gambler. For example, I'll bet you $100 that I can get a bulls-eye from this very
spot."Looking to the opposide side of the bar, the bartender eye's the dart board and accepts the
bet. The man walks across the bar, grabs a dart, walks back, and hit's the bulls-eye from the
bar."Well, I shouldn't have doubted you, here's your $100."
As the night passed, the man got more and more drunk. Until finally, the man walked back to the bartender so drunk, he had trouble standing. He say's, "Hey bartender! I bet you $1,000 that I can piss from one side of the bar into a beer bottle without spilling a drop!"The bartender, seeing his odd's of winning were high, accepted. So the man climbs onto the bar, sets down an empty beer bottle, and stumbles to the other side. He unzips, and starts peeing everywhere. The bar, the bartender, everything got drenched in piss, and none of it got in the bottle. The bartender starts smiling and goes to the man to collect, but the man suddenly bursts out laughing. The bartender, confused but $1,000 richer asks, "What's so funny? You just lost the bet.""That's true, but I just bet everyone in here for $50,000 that I can piss on you, your bar, and still have you smiling afterwards!"
As the night passed, the man got more and more drunk. Until finally, the man walked back to the bartender so drunk, he had trouble standing. He say's, "Hey bartender! I bet you $1,000 that I can piss from one side of the bar into a beer bottle without spilling a drop!"The bartender, seeing his odd's of winning were high, accepted. So the man climbs onto the bar, sets down an empty beer bottle, and stumbles to the other side. He unzips, and starts peeing everywhere. The bar, the bartender, everything got drenched in piss, and none of it got in the bottle. The bartender starts smiling and goes to the man to collect, but the man suddenly bursts out laughing. The bartender, confused but $1,000 richer asks, "What's so funny? You just lost the bet.""That's true, but I just bet everyone in here for $50,000 that I can piss on you, your bar, and still have you smiling afterwards!"
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