As the night passed, the man got more and more drunk. Until finally, the man walked back to the bartender so drunk, he had trouble standing. He say's, "Hey bartender! I bet you $1,000 that I can piss from one side of the bar into a beer bottle without spilling a drop!"The bartender, seeing his odd's of winning were high, accepted. So the man climbs onto the bar, sets down an empty beer bottle, and stumbles to the other side. He unzips, and starts peeing everywhere. The bar, the bartender, everything got drenched in piss, and none of it got in the bottle. The bartender starts smiling and goes to the man to collect, but the man suddenly bursts out laughing. The bartender, confused but $1,000 richer asks, "What's so funny? You just lost the bet.""That's true, but I just bet everyone in here for $50,000 that I can piss on you, your bar, and still have you smiling afterwards!"