The redneck farmer was disturbed when he found out his son was
masturbating several times a day out in the barn.
"Boy, you gotta quit that! Go out and get yourself a wife."
So the boy went out and found himself a pretty young girl, to whom he got married. But a week or so after the wedding, the farmer found his son masturbating again.
"choking the chicken" again.
"You crazy boy!" he yelled, "That Elli-Mae is a fine young gal!"
"I know Paw," the boy replied, "but her arm gets tired sometimes!"
"Boy, you gotta quit that! Go out and get yourself a wife."
So the boy went out and found himself a pretty young girl, to whom he got married. But a week or so after the wedding, the farmer found his son masturbating again.
"choking the chicken" again.
"You crazy boy!" he yelled, "That Elli-Mae is a fine young gal!"
"I know Paw," the boy replied, "but her arm gets tired sometimes!"
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