today's joke: Life begins at conception

I find Christianity's opposition to abortion confusing. Many Christian groups believe that:

  • Life begins at conception
  • Every human life has an immortal soul
  • The souls of dead innocents go to heaven

If you follow that logic, an abortion is a fast pass to the best themepark in the universe.

If you're Christian and you're anti-abortion, you're probably just jealous of everyone who didn't have to wait in line...which isn't very Christian of you.

- Alex Croll (@alex_croll)

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