The only difference between a black girl and a white girl is that when a black girl asks you if her as looks big you say "hell yea"
Did you take the last cookie, Pinocchio? Of course not, father.
Do you pee in the shower?
Birth control pills should be for men. It makes much more sense to unload a gun than shoot at a bulletproof vest.
I want Romeo and Juliet relationship. Really?. You want a 3 day relationship, that causes 6 deaths?
It's a strance feeling when you look in the mirror and don't recognize the person staring back at you :/ Maybe it was a window..
Hitler taking a picture of him self with his iPhone, don't tell me it's a photoshop. Back in his days there was no Photoshop.
The best superpower of all, MONEY
Stromtroopers always miss, don't be a Stromtrooper.
Rock out to some L.E.D. Zeppelin!
Fu*k the candidates for presidency. The will be the first time I am ever able to vote and I won't be doing it. America stands up and makes the change itself.
For the love of God, turn the page. You are like the slowest reader eve.
Those smart guys at Futurama sure know how to write a joke.