I cannot brain today, I had the dumb.
Do you think humans will ever walk on the sun? I was just thinking and thought how crazy it was that a person walked on the moon and mars. I was just wondering if you think s person will ever be able to walk on the sun too? i know its really hot but I'm thinking if you go in the winter when the sun is like 30 degrees i bet they could do it. Best Answer: Well, if they do, it would have to be at night. GOOD IDEA!! i didn't think of that. people are so stupid. why do they never think of that?
That human destroyed my home yesterday, better build another one in the exact same place. That Tornado destroyed my home yesterday, better build another one in the exact same place.
Me coming back to work from my lunch break with some McDerps, *when a wild co-worker appears. "Hey man you shouldn't eat that, That suff will kill you." *He then proceeds to light up a cigarette.
You can't be an astronaut! It's just not realistic!
I'm deaf and at a restraunt with my friend. The waitress see us doing sign language and says she'll be right back. She then returns with a braille menu.. Are you kiding me.
Escalator is temporarily out-of-service, no the escalator has become STAIRS.
Fu*k the candidates for presidency. The will be the first time I am ever able to vote and I won't be doing it. America stands up and makes the change itself.
Just because you can, doesn't mean you should.
This is a pro bird watcher, nothing gets by him.
The problem with giving in to the urge to please everyone is that no one will be happy.
I don't know what stupider her story or the husband for believing it.
On this site in 1897 nothing happened..
In case of nothing todo, break glass and then sweep up broken glass. That will keep you busy for a few minutes.
Changing wife's tire, put on spare. Take it to tire place. "Need a new tire for my wife's car please" "someone put this spare on backwards" -poker face- "Women"