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Sexy times necrophiliac

Never get the word "necrophiliac" confused, it can lead to very bad but funny results.


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Your mums didlo is finished

They finished your mums didlo and it's on it's way.


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Stupid People, sex, your mom

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I'm young!

Yea! I'm young f*ck it I can do whatever I want! :o


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Porn in different languages

Porn in English: Meh, typical plot. Porn in Spanish: I can understand everything, so interesting. Porn in Russian: I have no idea what they're saying. But porn in Japanese....


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Woman claims watching 3D porn made her pregnant

I don't know what stupider her story or the husband for believing it.


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News Signs, kids, sex, stupid

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It was on the tip of my tongue

Dad, what's a clitoris? You should've asked me yesterday night, it was on the tip of my tongue.


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Sent me a pic of your penise

The girl says "Show me your and I'll show you mine" But he's not quite up to her standards and needs to do some research.


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Caught wanking

If getting caught masturbating wasn't bad enough..


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Star trek precautions

Captain, Dr McCoy and I have studied your problem, which led us to consider a further study of your sexual activities during our mission. You have had unprotected sex with approximately 89 diffrent species we know of, some of which we are not certain were female... What Spock and I are trying to say is..well...It's dead Jim.


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From the stork

Mummy and daddy got a shock when their little bottle of joy arrived.


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Animals, anger, racism, sex

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Unisex bathroom

This is not what I though a unisex bathroom was going to be.


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Animals, sex, sexy

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Free robot sex

Free robot sex with extra robotic love.


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News Signs, robot, sex

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Time travel

If a man travels through time and has sex with himself, is this gay or is this masturbation


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Animals, Philosoraptor, sex

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Rape by deception

If she tells me she is 18, isn't she guilty of rape by deception?


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Animals, crime, Philosoraptor, sex

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Rape or shoplifting

If you have sex with a prostitute without her permission, is it rape or shoplifting.


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