They say there is safety in numbers. Tell that to six million Jews. - Jimmy Carr
Have you found Jesus?
Cool Jesus, you should show that to the Romans.
Need an ark? I noah a guy. Jesus is pulling all the puns.
How not to become an athiest? Answer: don't educate them, or expose them to critical thinking, logic or science.
What's the difference between Bono and God? God doesn't walk around thinking he's Bono.