They say, 1 out of every 3 people cheat in a relationship. Not sure if it's my wife of my girlfriend.
A wise girl kisses but doesn't love, listens but doesn't believe, and leaves before she is left. --Marilyn Monroe And then dies at 36... miserable and sad despite fortune, fame, admiration, respect and love.
The only difference between a black girl and a white girl is that when a black girl asks you if her as looks big you say "hell yea"
I want Romeo and Juliet relationship. Really?. You want a 3 day relationship, that causes 6 deaths?
The moral of the story is you can't have a real adventure until your wife dies.
Never get the word "necrophiliac" confused, it can lead to very bad but funny results.
My story of chatting up a girl that didn't quite go to plan, but still tells a funny story.