Cool Jesus, you should show that to the Romans.
Dad why is your golf club by the door? Well son, some of the neighbours cars have been broken into lately, and if anyone tries it again I'm going to use it on them. Good plan dad. *the next day* I wake up to the sound of my dad yelling, dad! What's wrong? Did they break into the car? No son, they stole my golf club!
Me watching a scary movie late in the night. Then my cat jumps into the piano and scares the crap out of me.
*Me in chemistry class, I see a wild Derpa upset. "What's wrong?" "I failed my chem exam :(" "Yes because they are all wrong.." "obviously, I didn't study and just guessed the answers." *Hulk smash now!*
Put on some Megadeath full blast but no sound?
A little story of why I will never eat the chicken dumplings at Cracker barrel ever again.
At the movie rafle I won a poster! Yea, this is going to be great! :(
Ok class, if you could please flip your...
Going perfumes shopping with the girl friend.. you better have some pre ready phrase to say from time to time.
Every guys knows exactly what this is like. Neeing to sneeze while peeing never turns out well.
"Brain, y u no do numbers good?" "Y u put so much beer in body?"
Why can't I just poop in peace.
Set you YouTube account to use the HTML5 player, then right click and select "Save video as.." Well played YouTube, well played.
Talking with girl friend who is a teacher. "In art class the kids request music to listen to." "And all they ever want is Justin Bieber" Lol
Now that Mac's can have Steam what's it going to be like?