Support the country you live in or live in the country you support! "Made in China"
The only difference between a black girl and a white girl is that when a black girl asks you if her as looks big you say "hell yea"
If you need to wear contacts make sure you always wear them while asking for help.
Remember appropriate dress-up for Halloween. What's wrong with my costume?..
Why are aspirins white? Dunno? Cause they work.
It's the latest hit game for xBox kinect! Now you can interact and play out American history X
Mummy and daddy got a shock when their little bottle of joy arrived.