I've a surprise for you.. It's poop
Do you pee in the shower?
What the hell Chewbacca?!
A little story of why I will never eat the chicken dumplings at Cracker barrel ever again.
How do blind people know when they're done wiping?
Don't you hate it when you step in dog poo. Well it could be worse.
Wow that's a bad case of explosive diarrhea.
Every guys knows exactly what this is like. Neeing to sneeze while peeing never turns out well.
Office poo prank backfires.
Old man has been posting his letters in the dog poo bin for two years. "Why will no one reply to my letters?"