Philosoraptor

Blind people

How do blind people know when they're done wiping?


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Vegetarian rivalry

Is a rivalry between two vegetarians still called a beef?


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Caps lock

Why isn't Caps Lock, in all CAPS?


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Computers & Web, Philosoraptor

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Guns don't kill people

If "Guns don't kill people, people kill people" is true. Then does "Toasters don't toast toast, toast toasts toast" not hold merit?


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Animals, crime, Philosoraptor

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Do gay guys..

Do gay guys get boners, looking at their own boners?


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Animals, gay, Philosoraptor

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Two is company

If two's company and three's a crowd, why the more the merrier?


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Time travel

If a man travels through time and has sex with himself, is this gay or is this masturbation


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Ron Weasley

If Ron Weasley can do magic, why is he still a ginger?


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Animals, celebrity, magic, Philosoraptor

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Aren't meant to cook

If women think they aren't meant to cook, then why do they have eggs and milk inside them?


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Animals, Philosoraptor, sextist

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If at first you don't succeed

If at first you don't succeed, what's the point of trying again?


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Birds of a feather

If birds of a feather flock together, then why do opposites attract?


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Speed of light

If your in a vehicle going the speed of light what happens when you turn on the head lights?


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Animals, Philosoraptor

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What you see is what you get

If What you see is what you get, why can't you judge a book by it's cover?


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Get the point

If you stab a man during an argument will he finally get the point?


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No such thing as a stupid question

If there's no such thing as a stupid question, then what is this?


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