Tis but a scratch~ The Black Knight from Monty Python's Holy Grail
Did you take the last cookie, Pinocchio? Of course not, father.
Stromtroopers always miss, don't be a Stromtrooper.
Jedi squirrels are here and our world is over.
What do you mean I wasn't picked to go to Hogwarts.
Has anyone ever noticed that in Harry Potter, the soul eating dementors never go after Ron? That's because he's ginger.
The moral of the story is you can't have a real adventure until your wife dies.
Does he look like a bitch
A thug's life. Oh indeed says Omar from the wire.
Barney the dinosaur is out for blood, run!
Sesame Street guys in the big Lebowski.
Everytime I buy something the author or creator dies?.
Where is my super suit?
Pixar's next big film, Down.