Cool Jesus, you should show that to the Romans.
Try this magic math trick, it will blow your mind!
Can you see more clearly with this? or this? There's no difference. How about now? No difference. Ok, how about now.. What the hell are you doing, man? What do I look like? A joke? There's no freakin difference, ever! You're crazy! Say it, Dr McCrohan! SAY IT! There's no difference. It's all just a big prank we play. Go on! We learn it in optometry school and then we all laugh about it at optometry conferences. I knew it!